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Monday, February 25, 2008

Keepin' it real


Some people collect antiques. Baseball cards. Or Hummel figurines.
Me? I collect sayings. Here are a few of my favorites:
  • "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention," a bumper sticker.
  • "Urban sprawl: Cut down all the trees and name the streets after them," another bumper sticker from same college town head shop.
  • "Try not to count too much on any one thing 'cause it's liable to become a disappointment," Robert Duval's cowboy character in "Lonesome Dove."
  • "If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet," Rolling Stone's guitarist Keith Richards.

What are yours?

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