Friday, January 25, 2008

Don't get whacked

Catholic girl's boarding school taught me many things:

  • When vacuuming the principal's office, use the beater bars to leave the same orderly pattern in the carpet--or you can just do it over
  • Underwear must be folded and stored neatly in a tiny dresser drawer--or you'll be called to your room to rectify the matter
  • Going sans bathrobe and slippers always results in the chapel window washing detail--to be completed Saturday while good girls are free to go downtown
  • Nuns can't tell Ex-Lax has been baked into the aromatic, warm brownies you made for them
  • Discipline separates the winners from the slackers
  • Winning is a helluva lot more fun!


1 comment:

Mr. Steven Crane said...

you shoulda used a picture of kathleen freeman as "the penguin" from The Blues Brothers.